Disney Princesses as sloths.
when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.
how about now
fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
“Real music isn’t made with computers.”
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”