when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you
guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly
like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo
My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.
I want more to that story
This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries.
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
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