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justnabingaround:

when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

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fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

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rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

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tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

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asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

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ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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suicunesrider:

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

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Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.